hero of ferelden at its finest

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never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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"New #DAI video coming tomorrow called The Inquisitor & Followers. No story spoilers. Taking a closer look at some characters. #MyInquisition"

David Hulegaard (@HulegaardBooks), Bioware (via ladyinsanity)

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I’m gonna do it I’m gonna preorder dragon age inquisition


wait holy shit


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“What’s the most pieces you’ve ever cut someone into in a single swing? I’m up to three, but I have some ideas.”

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today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out

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Parents of the year since the 90’s

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Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here